{"id":10696,"date":"2015-08-20T12:09:00","date_gmt":"2015-08-20T10:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/?p=10696"},"modified":"2015-08-20T10:20:57","modified_gmt":"2015-08-20T08:20:57","slug":"zwerge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/?p=10696","title":{"rendered":"Zwerge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear German parenting magazines, kindergarten, children hospital, etc.<br \/>\nI have a word for you.<\/p>\n<p>This .. is a dwarf\/Zwerg:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/wp-content\/2015\/08\/wpid-20150819_0923461.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"20150819_092346.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/wp-content\/2015\/08\/wpid-20150819_092346.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This on the other hand,&nbsp; we call a human baby:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/wp-content\/2015\/08\/wpid-20150820_1006101.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"20150820_100610.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/wp-content\/2015\/08\/wpid-20150820_100610.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I know, it can be hard to confuse those things from time to time.<br \/>\nOne does eat, shit, pee, cry and shout all the time,&nbsp; everywhere.<br \/>\nThe other one doesn&#8217;t wear a beard.<br \/>\nThat should be enough hint for you to not mix this up.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, why do they always call babies Zwerge?<br \/>\nBecause they are small?<br \/>\nBut they grow!<br \/>\nOtherwise we could call them North Koreans..statistically speaking. .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear German parenting magazines, kindergarten, children hospital, etc. I have a word for you. This .. is a dwarf\/Zwerg: This on the other hand,&nbsp; we call a human baby: I know, it can be hard to confuse those things from &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/?p=10696\">Weiterlesen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-initializing-devchaos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10696"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10696\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10697,"href":"https:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10696\/revisions\/10697"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}