{"id":398,"date":"2006-09-01T10:32:32","date_gmt":"2006-09-01T08:32:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/?p=398"},"modified":"2006-09-01T10:32:32","modified_gmt":"2006-09-01T08:32:32","slug":"schock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/?p=398","title":{"rendered":"Schock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gestern Nachmittag..<br \/>\nEs klingelt..<br \/>\nM. \u00c3\u00b6ffnet die T\u00c3\u00bcr und kommt in mein Zimmer rein:<br \/>\n&#8222;<strong>Es ist die Polizei<\/strong>&#8220;<br \/>\nMagnet quentschen &#8211; CHECK<br \/>\nMikrowelle an &#8211; CHECK<br \/>\nDefibrilator &#8211; CHECK<br \/>\nUnterhose wechseln &#8211; CHECK<\/p>\n<p>Achso, die wollen nur zu jemand anders im Haus..<br \/>\narghl..<br \/>\nNach einer Stunde wieder Fu\u00c3\u0178getrampel..die Feuerwehr geht, war mit Gel\u00c3\u00a4ndewagen und L\u00c3\u00b6schzug (son gro\u00c3\u0178es Auto halt) vor Ort, kurz darauf die Cops. Was genau sie wollten wei\u00c3\u0178 ich nicht.<br \/>\n2Fast4 was k\u00c3\u00b6nnen die hier gemacht haben? Glaub nicht, dass sie mit Blaulicht vorgefahren sind. Hab nix gemerkt<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gestern Nachmittag.. Es klingelt.. M. \u00c3\u00b6ffnet die T\u00c3\u00bcr und kommt in mein Zimmer rein: &#8222;Es ist die Polizei&#8220; Magnet quentschen &#8211; CHECK Mikrowelle an &#8211; CHECK Defibrilator &#8211; CHECK Unterhose wechseln &#8211; CHECK Achso, die wollen nur zu jemand anders &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/?p=398\">Weiterlesen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-initializing-devchaos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.isnochys.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}