Diese Liste sollten alle Eltern dringend durchgehen..und sofort Ma\u00c3\u0178nahmen ergreifen
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\nDoes your child wear baggy hip-hop clothing and listen to rap music?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Your child smokes crack.<\/p>\n
Does your child wear tie-dyed t-shirts and listen to The Grateful Dead, Phish, Widespread Panic or Government Mule?
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\nYour child smokes pot and takes LSD.<\/p>\nDoes your child listen to The Velvet Underground or Nirvana?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Definitely heroin. If no track marks are evident, he or she shoots it under his toenails or eyelids.<\/p>\n
Does your child listen to heavy metal music?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Methamphetamine.<\/p>\n
Does your child listen to the blues?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Your child shot a man in Memphis.<\/p>\n
Does your child listen to Marilyn Manson?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Your child worships The Devil and fucks dead kittens (unless your child is a girl, in which case she fucks live dobermans).<\/p>\n
Does your child listen to techno dance music?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Ecstasy and ketamine again. That this was left out of the PSA described above is a huge disservice to paranoid parents.<\/p>\n
Does your child wear ripped clothing, dye their hair funny colors and listen to punk rock?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Your child sniffs butyl nitrate and is probably bisexual, unless they are just a poseur.<\/p>\n
Is your child a high-school cheerleader or football player?<\/strong><\/p>\n
You have nothing to worry about. Your child is a good old fashioned red blooded American alcoholic.<\/p>\n
Does your child listen to 1940\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s swing music by black bandleaders?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Your child smokes marijuana, but spells it \u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cmarihuana\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac?.<\/p>\n
Does your child lift weights?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Duh!! Steroids!! If your daughter lifts weights she probably also wolfs muff.<\/p>\n
Is your child a teen starlet?<\/strong><\/p>\n
She smokes cigarettes and snorts cocaine.<\/p>\n
Does your child wear Wranglers jeans, shirts with snap buttons and listen to country and\/or western music?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Again, nothing to worry about. It\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s only beer and Jack Daniels.<\/p>\n
Does your teenage daughter spend much of her free time at the mall?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Your daughter sucks cock for money.<\/p>\n
Does your teenage son spend much of his free time at the mall?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Your son sucks cock for free.<\/p>\n
Does your child listen to Christian rock?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Your child is an idiot. They also have no taste and no friends.<\/p>\n
Would your child rather spend time on the internet than watching TV?<\/strong><\/p>\n
This is huge. The best you can hope for is that your child is a geek. Other signs of geekdom include reading when not required to (especially science fiction), Monty Python and Dungeons and Dragons. Dungeons and Dragons is also a sure sign of Satanism, so seek immediate religious counseling and possibly exorcism.<\/p>\n
If internet use is high but no symptoms of geekdom exist, there is only one other possibility. Your child is meeting middle-aged men in chat rooms then meeting them at the mall to have sex with them.<\/p>\n
Does your teen seem nervous around the opposite sex?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Your child is homosexual.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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