Dear German parenting magazines, kindergarten, children hospital, etc.
I have a word for you.
This .. is a dwarf/Zwerg:
This on the other hand, we call a human baby:
I know, it can be hard to confuse those things from time to time.
One does eat, shit, pee, cry and shout all the time, everywhere.
The other one doesn’t wear a beard.
That should be enough hint for you to not mix this up.
Seriously, why do they always call babies Zwerge?
Because they are small?
But they grow!
Otherwise we could call them North Koreans..statistically speaking. .